"A sword so fine must bear a name."

Lindsay (Cray) • 26 • Canada

Not around much during the beautiful 2 months of Canadian Summer!

Occasional fangirling and constant tag-emoting are the game here. I blog about a bunch of stuff I love, though can admittedly focus on a few certain things from time to time.

Warning: This blog contains A Song of Ice and Fire spoilers. Hand-over-eyes scrolling recommended.


We built up empires - we stole countries. That’s what you do, that’s how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in:
"I claim India for Britain!"
They go, “You can’t claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!”
"Do you have a flag?"
"We don’t need a bloody flag! It’s our country, you bastards!"
"No flag, no country, you can’t have one! That’s the rules that I’ve just made up."
- Eddie Izzard (Dress to Kill)

We built up empires - we stole countries. That’s what you do, that’s how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in:

"I claim India for Britain!"

They go, “You can’t claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!”

"Do you have a flag?"

"We don’t need a bloody flag! It’s our country, you bastards!"

"No flag, no country, you can’t have one! That’s the rules that I’ve just made up."

- Eddie Izzard (Dress to Kill)

Posted: Tue March 8th, 2011 at 7:18pm
Tagged: Dress to Kill Eddie Izzard GIFs by me comedy
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